Matthew Bean

Name: Matthew Bean Mug
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Someone who got annoyed that their name wasn't in the urban dictionary so got me to add it.

"Hello Matthew Bean"
"Hello"

by Xocrone September 16, 2020

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Bean Fajita

When someone puts their anus on a stick and starts throwing up.

That bitch decided to do a Bean Fajita

by Not you Not me September 20, 2017

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Addiction to beans is very serious. Its when a person is very obsessed with beans and always talks about them. Bean addicts or as they like to call themselves 'professional bean' or 'bean enthusiast' always like to tell people random facts about beans. They also listen to bean songs. I, myself, know a bean addict their name is Caitlin and their addiction is slowly getting worse, she always tells me random bean facts and sends me bean pics. I am very concerned for her mental health. If you too know someone with this problem please get them treated before it starts spiralling out of control, after it gets to that stage there is no going back. So please get help for your bean loving friends and family members. (Don't worry about Caitlin she will be fine... i hope.) Also take note that large consumptions of beans can cause severe, aggressive farting issues.

Person1: omg i think that girl is a Bean Addict.
Person2: oh yeah thats Caitlin.
Caitlin: BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS

by NakedRoleMat33 November 20, 2021

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Beans

Used as a response to show ones approval. Shortened version of a more well known response "Cool Beans".

- As inspired by Josh (Raid Father) (Gauntlet).

A: "Yo, I just got my first bonus check."
B: "Beans!"

A: "That was some pretty delicious pizza, if I do say so myself."
B: "Beans."

A: "Hey, sorry for doing that to you earlier. I went too far... Beans?"
B: "Yea... Beans."

by Bibidi January 2, 2021

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