Dead

What Happens When You try to cut Karen in line at Walmart.

"That dude tried to cut me in line at walmart now he is dead" said Karen

by Karen's Son April 30, 2020

Taste Dead

That moment when you're eating something that you usually like and suddenly don't get any taste sensation from it.

"Oh man, I just went taste dead. My (x and y) is bland now."

by CryptoDefiner573 December 18, 2023

Deaded

When you die of extreme cuteness

Guys that’s so cute I’m deaded

by pansexualtrash July 5, 2018

Dead Dialing

Attempting to call someone who is deceased due to a momentary lapse of memory or a somewhat involuntary reaction.

Finding a website that mom would love, I thought about calling her, momentarily forgetting that she had passed. I realized that dead dialing can happen long after a loved one is gone.

by Pat Lanagan April 8, 2020

Dead

Something I want to be when I get older.

When I grow up I want to be dead.

by Foodlion May 27, 2019

Dead Bird Site

Another way to call Twitter, especially after Elon Musk's mismanagement.

Nobody knows how the Dead Bird Site’s algorithm works.

by irsY January 29, 2024

better red than dead

Play on words of "better dead than red", which means you'd rather die than be a communist.

Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.

Hardcore American: What the fuck? You think we should just give food away for free and that healthcare should also be free? Better dead than red, you commie bastard.

Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...

by СукаБлять March 18, 2025