Alex

Certified delinquent who is mentally impaired to the point of having an iq equal to that of a bowl of cabbage soup.

Yo, everyone in the chat type "Alex is a stupid..."

by Dogma November 22, 2021

Alex Salmon

mishas cutie patootie
25% ranga

WOW ITS MY LITTLE CUTIE PATOOTIE ALEX SALMON- MISHA

by LUELLAISSOCOOL November 7, 2022

Alex

A not so smart boy, not to attractive either. Ugly,most people call him. He's gay and sexy. (No homo tho)

Alex is not good enough for her!

by Literally everybody November 20, 2018

alex

alex is a lil weird. kinda smelly kinda not. probably has scoliosis and pollen allergies. definitely pours her milk before the cereal and bites her string cheese. she’s really scared of fun rides and doesn’t watch good movies. kinda lame but not TOO lame. has nice hair but she has something on her forehead all the time. she’s a lil scary ngl but she’s soft and she’s scared to fight me. she is really mean to me but it’s ok cause i have fun flaming tf out of her. not sensitive which is actually cool. funny for a girl ig BUT STILL CAN’T MAKE ME LAUGH AHAHAHHA LOSERRRRR

wow alex is gay but she do be vibing doe

by professor asshat February 23, 2020

Alex

A kid who dick rides jv football and band. 5’6 who wears the same north face outfits on repeat. if you ever see an alex, trip him, i would suggest spitting on him but he def likes that. make sure your bestfriends ugly bc he’ll most definitely get with them.

i just got dumped by Alex!?

“oh no that’s tragic”
bitch no tf it isn’t

by iloveborderbunnies!! October 11, 2023

The Alex

The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably homecoming) in an outfit that is lackluster in style, not because your closet does not possess any type of better fit, but because your style is so horrendous. Upon arriving at said dance, you must also get your woman taken by a man who has been attempting to get people to call him a certain nickname for over a year.

“Bro I can’t believe I went to that dance and did The Alex. Justin, out of everybody?”

by FUCKKKKKA2 November 22, 2021

Alex gallo

This is the type of person that will say you don’t know them . Her favorite colors are shades of black . She’ll definitely catch your attention with her beauty, she has eyes that can turn a man into stone.Usually has tattoos and gets them frequently. Spooky season is year round for Alex gallo . Don’t play with Alex gallo because she’ll definitely put a spell on you . Ohh yeah and she likes to read allot .

Yo you see that girl Alex Gallo around ?

Yeah she’s always at the library bro

by That one foo November 21, 2023