two fingers up

In Britain, if the palm is turned inward it means ’fuck you.’

Some little ginger cunt bitched about me on delivery yesterday so I didn't hesitate to give her two fingers up.

by Chalga database July 30, 2022

Two Salty Broads

A podcast that follows two friends who don't know what they're doing, but they know a little bit about a lot and have a lot of opinions to back it up.

Joined by Dan the Sound Guy (see: punching bag), they discuss topics such as buttholes, videos that tried to ruin their lives, and smut.

I love to listen to Two Salty Broads for their tasty salty surprises.

by NotTwoSaltyBroads July 31, 2022

Two fingers up

You want to suck your homies cock

You show two fingers up your homie is going to suck you off

by Kirjastorunkkari666 June 6, 2022

Two Thumbs up

Means you hot and funny af

“She holds up two thumbs up in pictures”

by Tikiluvr June 12, 2022

Two chains

Largest of large two chains can't be beaten in a down

Two chains is a overweight gangster

by Spetnuzi June 16, 2022

Tassie Two

Founded by the one and only Captain Chess Dannan Williams. A Tassie two an abbreviation for a Tasmanian two is the act of having two cones in quick succession without a break.

Braiden: “Hey how was last night?”
Fred: “oh it was soo good. Just seshed with a couple of lads. Dannan did a Tassie two and greened the fuck out. So funny”

Braiden: “haha what a cooker”

by Dickcrad June 21, 2022

St Vincents two way

The St. Vincents two way is when you are having vaginal intercourse with a hermaphrodite while simultaneously masturbating the penis of the hermaphrodite.

"I gave my girlfriend the old St Vincents two way"

by Albert Pennyworth August 8, 2022