Milk

Your dad's cheap excuse to idtch you

Son im going to go get some milk

by everything else is taken February 22, 2022

milking the otter

The act of a hairy hand giving a hand job to a hairy penis ever so delicately while keeping the hand lubricated with one of the participants swamp ass sweat. After the pubic hair has very moistly covered most of the penis the receiver is allowed to cum. Thus making it look like a milked otter.

Dude I was milking the otter so hard last night it's like a hairy cum forrest down there.

by Johnny_Suede October 14, 2014

milk crate mechanic

A person who has no formal training in automobile mechanics and has learned from hands on experience. Usually in the backyard or in the garage. carries his tools in an old milk crate, usually because they have no toolbox. Milk Crate Mechanics are usually very knowledgeable and are some of the best mechanics.

Milk Crate Mechanics always get the job done.

by Underground Hippie October 31, 2014

Milk

Grand, Amazing, Awesome, Stupendous, 'out of this world' - in reference to the Milky Way Galaxy.

Skateboarder: "Yo , that Gazelle flip was Milk.

Financier: Yo Wallstreet has been so Milk today.

Gardener: I can't believe those Geraniums popped like that. Straight milk!

by tincub January 7, 2023

skittle milk

When you put a whole packet of skittle powder in milk.

Charlie: (what’s a skittle packet in milk) here has some skittle milk.

Luke: thank you (drink the skittle milk).

Luke: What the fuck it taste like paint.

by Hdhdgdyiewh March 22, 2023

Chalky Milk

Expired Milk

I SAID I WANTED CHOCCY MILK! NOT CHALKY MILK!!!!!

by 5usp3c7 January 7, 2023

Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.

Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.

by Bestly May 4, 2018