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Sneaky Mexican

The act of defecating into a condom then inserting into into a woman’s vagina just before the cross a border into another country or before they fly
The sneaky Mexican is the act of shitting in a condom from an airport toilet and pushing it into her vagina before flying
by Djkorben12 June 15, 2024
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The Mexican Jacob

A Mexican man that is extremely horny. This is a person that sends the same 3 images daily and expects everyone to laugh at them after the 100,000 thousandth time. He is also known to have a dick the size of an atom.
No way! I wasn't expecting my girlfriend to be The Mexican Jacob!
by REDDIEFREDDIE31 October 9, 2022
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Pulling a mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021
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Mexican Whipcream

The act of pouring hot melted wax inside of the Penis (urethra) right before ejaculation, then ejaculating on a girls face.
Yo bro, I gave my girl the nastiest Mexican Whipcream last night.
by Crack baby's baby August 10, 2022
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mexican

i love mexican foooood
by anonymous May 16, 2022
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Mexican Pizza’d

A fresh, hot, melty Taco Bell Mexican pizza thrown at you causing burns and sadness!
Andrea was Mexican Pizza’d by her husband because he was drunk and disorderly and it was the closest thing to throw.
by anonymous September 25, 2021
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Mexican tomatos

A nickname or slang for Marijuana, Pot, Weed,
1.What do you grow in your garden?
2.I grow Mexican tomatos
by SQIBBLEY February 15, 2022
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