a party pooping negative nancy who (figuratively) barfs on your face and destroys the good things in life.
oh for heavens sake lance you've done it now! You and your bag of cramps grandparents have clogged my pipes.
by storkio jonkorkio December 9, 2008
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by ZeeZee111 July 24, 2011
Get the douchey bag mug.Man, I went home last night and watched the Big Bang theory and got big bagged. By the end of the bottle I was reciting the periodic table and quoting Aristotle.
by ranman232323 September 22, 2014
Get the Big bagged mug.An incredibly degrading term much like the term hoe bag, but can also be used in sentences that are not related to anything degrading.
Instead of the expression hoe bag, you simply switch the words, come in from the backside, and say "bag of hoe".
Instead of the expression hoe bag, you simply switch the words, come in from the backside, and say "bag of hoe".
That girl is one bag of hoe.
Man, I cant believe my boss, he is a bag of hoe.
Dude, your life is a bag of hoe!
Any of you guys wanna go bag a hoe?
Dude, I bagged that hoe in high school!
Man, I cant believe my boss, he is a bag of hoe.
Dude, your life is a bag of hoe!
Any of you guys wanna go bag a hoe?
Dude, I bagged that hoe in high school!
by Sam1234567 December 28, 2007
Get the bag of hoe mug.Douche bag is a word that I use to much... Due to the annoyingly idiotic people that surround me.
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*
Me: Your such a douche bag...
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!
Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!
Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!
by Smexie Emo November 10, 2008
Get the Douche Bag mug.An expression popularized by Louis CK in a comedy routine in which he explains his experience while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on the Hollywood freeway. He pissed off another driver that yelled to him "Eat a bag of dicks!" The comedian found humor in an insult involving a bag of dicks from a motorists that was as dumb as a bag of hammers. With hammers every problem looks like a nail, with A Bags of Dicks you can cope with all the cunts on the freeway at rush hour.
by Bob Who April 28, 2020
Get the bag of dicks mug.When a couger gets down on all fours and lets you beat her titties with your weiner, not unlike a boxer would punch a bag.
by Otis Spunkmeyer__ June 22, 2011
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