whataburger wet wipe

A whataburger wet wipe is when you eat a big Gothic Mexican chick's ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin, Texas, and use your texas toast from your patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off your face.

"Hey babe, I wanna try a whataburger wet wipe, you down?"
"Sure, what is that though?"

by Joji_666 February 13, 2024

wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.

Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.

by MrsMittens January 30, 2017

whataburger wet wipe

When you eat a big gothic Mexican chicks ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin Texas and use your Texas toast from you patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off of your face.

Credit to Jason vest on instagram

Big gothic Mexican chick: so what were you thinking for lunch?
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.

by Certified_ForkLift_operator January 10, 2024

Wet Bulb

A sexual act that takes place in a climate which is so deathly hot and humid that it prevents any chance of erection whilst the testicles leak all of your bodies retained moisture.

"it was independence day and I thought we would have a special evening but he just couldn't make it work and his nuts felt like a jellyfish due to the wet bulb

by The Billy Penis July 5, 2023

wet shaft

When someone licks their finger like a wet Willy but sticks it down a man’s urethra.

Jerry “Yo he’s naked in the shower sleeping give him a wet shaft”

Danial “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

by Ryguy18287491 September 22, 2022

Louisiana wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with

It was a messy situation back there and no wipes so i had to make/use a Louisiana wet wipe

by Joewolfe January 31, 2021

wet wipe

someone that has over 10/10 reps on orochi

Virgin Todd- hey wanna play some for honor, i have 10/10 reps on orochi
Chad warden main- go kys wet wipe

by BingusCat January 8, 2021