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Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23
Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.
by Apacho January 2, 2025
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Michael U.

A sweet, funny boy, who any girl would be lucky to be with. You will fall for him the second you see him, and you’ll be lucky to get him. You will wait for a long time and watch him pass through crushes rather fast, but if it’s you, he does the most sweet, loving gestures to tell you, and let you know how much he thinks about you. After a lot of waiting, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you, and it will be like a fairy tale come to life. He has and amazing sense of humor, and he can make you laugh forever. He doesn’t know how amazing he is, and he can put himself down a lot. He won’t except compliments, he isn’t very confident, but he is amazing, and he should know that. He will rock your world and change you for good. Be friends with him, talk to him, and you can help him see how great he is, and how much he means to so many people. After talking to him, and being there for him, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you.
Michael U. Is the most amazing person ever, sweet, cute, and funny, and I hope someday he will love me as much as I love him.
by Anonymous Person Asked Me How February 10, 2019
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Michael Branham

You know if a person is a Michael Branham if his nick name is blu but only a few call him that, he is the most adorable and least stupid male you will meet and the person who gave him the nickname blu really likes him a lot. Another way you can know if you’re a “blu” is if a person named Sam decides he will break his normal self of being straight and decides he likes you a lot.
Michael Branham is the only man I want.
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Michael Barnes

an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro
Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023
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Michael Yang

Michael Yang, the king of the Yangzte Monkeys, better known as the Monkey King.
Did you hear about the Monkey King?
Huh? You mean Michael Yang!?
by ItzMrMike January 22, 2023
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Michael Tucker

A former Navy Veteran and Detective who cant handle being wrong. Especially hates it when a female proves him wrong. Will use condescending names in an effort to try and prove himself right otherwise. Likes to use his veteran and former police jobs to cover his rudeness.
Oh man. She proved him wrong. Wonder if he will Michael Tucker it and just call her "baby girl" and keep pretending he isnt wrong.
by DrtyMan July 12, 2019
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