Michael Jordan

The man that look like his own creation of his own shoes

Michael Jordan fan: Hey mike, i have a question that i've been dying to ask you.

Michael Jordan: What is the question?

Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?

*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*

by Roaster23 January 8, 2017

Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23

Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.

by Apacho January 2, 2025

Michael

Someone who is nuttier than squirrel shit, pretends to be a feminist but uses his size to intimidate women, and writes shitty songs about shit people and forces people to listen to them.

‘Geez what’s with that guy’s irrational and horrible anger issues?’

‘Oh he’s having a Michael’

by Spunky Cat Lady March 4, 2022

Michaelism

Michaelism is when someone gets mad at someone then never comes back unlike Drewism.

"That person is Michaelism at its finest."

by template December 22, 2017

Michael Robin

Michael Robin is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He loves sports and has an amazing body. He will never fail to make you laugh. He has a girlfriend who he loves unconditionally and will do anything for, all the other girls her jelous of her for having not only the most attractive guy in school but having someone who will do anything and everything to make sure she is safe and happy. Michael can be quite a prankster and he will annoy you to no end, at the end of the day he is always the guy that no matter how big of shit ass he is you just gotta love him. Aside from him being so annoying he is always kind, Michael Robin has a southern accent that will drive you wild and he is such a gentleman! When he dresses up he really dresses to impress, he is gentle and understanding to those who do not mess with him but don't talk about the few people close to him because then he will go full rage and come out to get you. Michael also does not like things handed to him, he would rather work for something then just take it. He works for everything he has and holds dear to him. Although he is definitely not perfect by any standards almost everyone loves a Michael Robin and are blessed to have him in their life Michael Robin is the only person you'll meet to make you smile your biggest {smile} and understand your deepest of thoughts. You'll love Michael Robin.

Is it Michael Robin?
He's a life saver.

by utopia0333 November 24, 2021

Michael's mom

Michael's mom sucks angel up with energy drinks at the tip she always blows smoke out her butt she goes to Jackson and blows for the low 😉

Michael's mom sucked my shrimp dick in the back of Ali store

by anonymous November 13, 2021

michael kenneth

He is the definition of hot and cool at the same time. Seen to be very manly but can be very soft only with his loved one. His perfect match has the same initials as him. He loves his family so much, and always care for the people around him. His smile makes everyone feel comfortable with him but he has a short temper.

Michael Kenneth is perfect for Kyla.

by greeneyed_ June 7, 2021