National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day

Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.

Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day

by KTrainSC October 24, 2020

I love you more than football

This is the moment where yk that he is in love with u

Bf: I love you more than football

by Hasegawa November 22, 2021

I dont give a rats left foot

Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".

This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.

I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.

by UrbanUsers February 10, 2022

I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.

person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023

I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.

Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

by anonymous August 17, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

he grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football

Rugby is much rougher then football so the way he grabbed his hair made him understand the difference.

"He grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football." - Red, White & Royal Blue

by nickname28 September 25, 2023