May 16th

The day when the worst person in human history was born, literally worse than the anti-christ, this person is irredeemable and will never find peace

Mike: Dude, my friend's birthday is coming up on May 16th!
Jason: Must be an asshole, everyone knows May 16th birthdays celebrate the worst of humankind

by mythofcake October 4, 2023

Mai

Mai is the girl everyone in a 1000 mile radius worships. God doesn't exist, only Mai.

"Hey do you believe in God?"
"No I believe in Mai"

by Servingcvnt April 1, 2024

May 7th

May 7th is the day that the most handsome boy in the world was born

Gill: he was born May 7th

Haylee: that’s why he is so handsome

by Legacies April 8, 2024

7th May 1945

Capitulation of germany after the war

Its 7th may 1945 woohoo! Germany capitulated
#LBOZO #SKILLISSUE

by grkvbz April 11, 2024

Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

“I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry Cape May Carver”

by PannyRipper April 18, 2024

cape may carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry ass Cape May carver!

by PannyRipper April 24, 2024

May 11

The Village’s song “Wishing We Were” drops! Written by two NYU Tisch freshmen about a long distance relationship that didn’t work out.

“Do you know what’s on May 11th”
“Yeah! Wishing We Were by The Village drops, only the best song ever!”

by officiallythevillage April 26, 2024