A Michael or a fortnite calculator is someone who cares too much about fortnite cosmetics/accounts and knows every cosmetics release date and when it was last seen in the fortnite item shop.
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2.Scream in public SOMEBODYS TOUCHING MEEEEE hehe ;)
3.Michael Jackson’s in my refrigerator
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Get the Michael Jackson mug.The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.
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Girl: "Idk, it depends"
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Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"
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