Twin Bear Snowdragon

When your roomie from the stabbin’ cabin is giving you a blowjob, as soon as you cum in his mouth you would yell, "I HAVE GAY AIDS!!", then the cum comes out his nose making him a Twin Bear Snowdragon.

Dude, yesterday I gave Sharteen a Twin Bear Snowdragon !

or

Dude I gave both Gayberry and Jizzy an Twin Bear Snowdragon in one night!

by Fishing Trip June 12, 2021

gimme bear

A sweet, cuddly, ursine-esque female you like having sex with.

Pam is not only my wife, she's also my gimme bear.

by Pammy Baby July 19, 2025

interracial bears

When two overweight males of different races engage in sexual intercourse. They are both typically extremely hairy.

Did you watch that interracial bears video on pornhub?

by NotSimply March 21, 2017

Pander bear

Noun: A small bear chained to Kathleen Kennedy's desk inside the Disney studios executive suite that eats caucasian actors and excretes female actors of color to replace them in films after several months of digestion.

Did you hear the Pander bear ate episode IV from Star Wars? Now han solo is a chick with dreadlocks and Chewbacca's been replaced by Awkwafina.

by Flailing Dumpster March 27, 2024

Cummy Bears

When you're masturbating using gummy bears, and cum on them then eat them

I got a bag of gummy bears to use for later making cummy bears when I get off then eat them

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN October 22, 2022

Lovey bear

The fricken cutest feller out there! I call my fiancé this all the time. Lovey bear is what you’d call the sweetest most comforting man on earth. He means the absolute world to me. I guess you could say he’s even the best lovey bear out there! So cute.

“I love you lovey bear. You mean the world to me”

by Purplepenguin May 10, 2022

Puma Bear

a puma so fat it looks like a bear.

I would say run, but that puma bear is to fat to do anything

by bunn1ey April 8, 2022