Taco Bell Russian Roulette

The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.

Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.

Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.

Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.

by 2nd amendment is bae June 7, 2022

Cullen mark Russell League

A person who moves away and leaves the people who care about him so much alone

Cullen mark Russell League is someone who I am in love with

by Nivi June 12, 2022

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

I’m a Russian spy

It’s a very good a nice complement to yourself and it’s a great thing to say around the public! This word boost confidence and is a very good comeback.

Opponent: Look at this nerd with big glasses

Crowd: OHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!
You: I’m a Russian spy

EVERYONE: GONE

by Ridikreaper June 11, 2023

to do the russell

run into a wall without a reason

let's have a online gaming session and this time, try not to do the russell and hurt yourself

by Simplifyer September 19, 2023

Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.

Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.

by Onskeigh November 29, 2024

Michael J Russell

Character from old Irish Folklore. Ranga. Similar attributes to Ronald McDonald. Equal to Ian Hawke possibly. Only Freo supporter in the state. Never fully clothed.

''Look at that Michael J Russell over there''
''HOLY CHEESE''
*Starts getting naked

by Nightfella0 May 6, 2024