Bird in the Tent

A ‘Bird in the Tent’ is a lame excuse used by a male (typically a teenage boy) while ‘Choking their Chicken’ on camp.

Supervisor: Why was your tent shaking so much last night?
Camper: Oh, uh there was a Bird in the Tent.

by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 03, 2023

Dutch bird

Proper filthy girls

-Have you ever done it with a dutch bird?

-Yeah, I fingered one and she shit down my arm.

by chick bang boom April 18, 2018

Sherny Bird

A wild bird known to Brazil. He is the last of his kind. He migrates north to find a mate (Miah Bird). Usually dies at age 21 with a brain injury. (Though he has no brain so I don't know how that works.)

There goes the Sherny Bird, off to find his mate.

by Sherny Bird December 03, 2018

shake the bird

Different usage for “ruffle the feathers” or “ruffling my feathers.” Instead of ruffling someone’s feathers, shake the bird

Person A: My mom told me not to ruffle my teacher’s feathers, so instead I’m going to shake the bird

by lunadarlingdaring January 29, 2024

Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.

Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.

by Harry Mcock December 23, 2023

James bird

James bird is a boy who smells like shit, you may know him from Owen boyces famous peppa pig video

‘Charlie’ shut up owen
‘Owen’ you stink of james bird

by Jeff billy bob job October 17, 2019

James Bird

James bird is a sexy man from Guildford, he own 4 R34’s, 3 Rx7’s and 10 supras.

He has a huge cock and is a real magnet, he also owns all the sainsburys in the UK

Girl 1: Have you seen James bird? He makes me wet when he 2 steps by me

by Saitama Speed Tribe November 23, 2021