
by Ginger Snappah Head July 18, 2022

When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.
Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!
by Texas Shithouse Poet September 4, 2020

by I<3diggers November 8, 2021

"oh hey it's tuesday!"
"did you know that tuesday is ass-sucking day?"
"really? no, i didn't!"
"well, you know what that means..."
"did you know that tuesday is ass-sucking day?"
"really? no, i didn't!"
"well, you know what that means..."
by THE ass sucker December 16, 2021

Him: Baby you know what day it is?
Her: Of course I do! It's the International Suck a dick day!! I ve been looking forward to it since last time!! Cant wait babe!
Her: Of course I do! It's the International Suck a dick day!! I ve been looking forward to it since last time!! Cant wait babe!
by Jkbb24 May 20, 2022
