United Mexican States

Mexico's official name. 32 States, one federal district.

I went to the United Mexican States this summer. it was nice to see all their states.

by BETTS SEAL! December 25, 2018

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Mexican cake Pop

The Mexican cake pop is when you insert a stick into the hole of your wang. The female then proceeds to insert your stick strucken pene into her vagina. She then takes a shit as it is placed within her. It is then taken out and molded into a ball where you now have the cake for your cake pop within your partner. She then spits on the shit cake pop and begins to eat it, meanwhile you are still proceeding to smash your partner.

My sister and I had fun doing the Mexican cake pop last week.

by Acrim December 29, 2018

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Mexican Street Corn

Euphemism for a dick seasoned with cocaine

Have you had that Mexican street corn? Definitely wanna make some.

by Wizkhaleesi June 12, 2018

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Mexican Snoozle

When two circumcised men want to snoozle but can't because of the lack of foreskin they put their dicks together tip to tip and wrap their dicks in a tortilla. Then one man proceeds to jerk the other man off.

Cobalt and Andrew want to snoozle but couldn't until they realized Cobalt was a mexican and had a tortilla to wrap around their dicks. This is how the mexican snoozle was born.

by MeesonRangu June 18, 2018

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Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab

A pedophile that lurks in the deepest nether regions of mud puddles. He also very much enjoys to give the good succ to little children still on the clock. Faps to large amounts of loli porn. We love him though because we lack real friends.

Person 1: What's that crusty penis in that elementary school yard mud puddle?
Person 2: That's Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab.

by Girl with a dick June 23, 2018

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