Michael Barnes

an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro
Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023
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Michael Tucker

A former Navy Veteran and Detective who cant handle being wrong. Especially hates it when a female proves him wrong. Will use condescending names in an effort to try and prove himself right otherwise. Likes to use his veteran and former police jobs to cover his rudeness.
Oh man. She proved him wrong. Wonder if he will Michael Tucker it and just call her "baby girl" and keep pretending he isnt wrong.
by DrtyMan July 12, 2019
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Michael Scott

The act of claiming a minor inconvenience ruined your life.
Mom: Are we sure shouldn't buy him that toy? He seems pretty upset.
Dad: He's just Michael Scott-ing it.
by O' Chungus September 10, 2023
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Michael Jackson

“SOMEBODYS TOUCHING MEEEEEhehe
;)
A way to use the word Michael Jackson 1.Walk up to a random person and whisper hehe
2.Scream in public SOMEBODYS TOUCHING MEEEEE hehe ;)
3.Michael Jackson’s in my refrigerator
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michael

bitchless forever he aint eva gettin hoes
person 1: is that michael?
person 2: ya heard he cant pull anyone includin a blind chick loool
by lxyxaxh January 30, 2022
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Michael mulebach

I very LARGE person
“Ew that girl is hideous she look like Michael mulebach!”
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michael jackson

he was messed up and died from drugs but hey he could sing
mom: son what should we listen to?
me: ooh michael jackson please
the cat: mrow :>
by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021
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