an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro
Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023

A former Navy Veteran and Detective who cant handle being wrong. Especially hates it when a female proves him wrong. Will use condescending names in an effort to try and prove himself right otherwise. Likes to use his veteran and former police jobs to cover his rudeness.
Oh man. She proved him wrong. Wonder if he will Michael Tucker it and just call her "baby girl" and keep pretending he isnt wrong.
by DrtyMan July 12, 2019

Mom: Are we sure shouldn't buy him that toy? He seems pretty upset.
Dad: He's just Michael Scott-ing it.
Dad: He's just Michael Scott-ing it.
by O' Chungus September 10, 2023

A way to use the word Michael Jackson 1.Walk up to a random person and whisper hehe
2.Scream in public SOMEBODYS TOUCHING MEEEEE hehe ;)
3.Michael Jackson’s in my refrigerator
2.Scream in public SOMEBODYS TOUCHING MEEEEE hehe ;)
3.Michael Jackson’s in my refrigerator
by The K PoP Stan bro is coolio November 11, 2021

by lxyxaxh January 30, 2022

by Chosoisthagoat!! July 4, 2024

by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021
