The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.
The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".
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Get the Chocolate Farmer mug.When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.
That was some Middle Eastern chocolate bar!
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