Hobo Panda Bear

A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.

Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.

by BaneofyourExistence April 8, 2007

special bear

A fucking Autist that causes chaos wherever they go.

Wow Cody is such a special bear look at how he walks.

by BigDaddyMeatball February 5, 2018

Teddy Bear

Nickname for Richie Incognito

The Teddy Bear was named the dirtiest NFL player one year.

by Coop Dupe January 14, 2025

Gummy bear

Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!

Oh, I'm a gummy bear
Yes, I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear
I'm a jelly bear, 'cause I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin' gummy bear, oh yeah

by amogus 7 November 22, 2021

Claire Bear

if you ever meet a "Claire" , here are some things you should be aware of..,
shes going to be really sweet though some what shy at first, extremely fun to be around, a bad bitch and one of the prettiest heather's you'll ever meet. you'll look at her a few times in your life and think; "how did i get to be so lucky to have this girl in my life?" if your lucky enough to come across a Claire; try keep her cause shes sooo worth every second of your time and i can guaranteed she will make your day any day.

This is to my Best Friend. Ilysm Claire Bear, Happy 5 year anniversary Bestie! xx

by lesbofreak:) December 10, 2020

scummy bear

A Greek delicacy, the scummy bear is a gummy bear that has previously been inserted into a hairy mans dirty asshole

Jimmy fell asleep first so we fed him a scummy bear

by El Coochie Man October 2, 2020

bear seducer

a professional who is trained in the delicate art of using roofies on bears and then date rape them

"Blaine you're the greatest bear seducer i know" "The trick is having a whale penis"

by mattfuckfalcon March 6, 2010