Bag Check

when a man manually assesses the adequacy of his manhood before he makes a life altering decision.

"F'n A man, you better do a bag check before you decide to jump out of this plane."

by Bouwerij_Jongen September 19, 2016

sponge bag

A small bag to carry sponges used during Roman times to cleanse after clearing bowels. Sometimes sponge would be mounted on a stick. Giving us the term "The shitty end of the stick" if the user grabbed the wrong end when reaching into the sponge bag
"Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag"

Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag

by Jiz Royale 17 August 21, 2016

tattle bags

Big awesome soggy tits, that when seeing them you are filled with urge to tell everyone about them. EVERYONE

Mmmmmmhmmm girl you be swinging some major tattle bags.

by Brutalis July 19, 2016

Tea bagging

The act of sticking your testicles into someone's mouth.

Person 1: I was tea bagging you yesterday .

Person 2: ok.

by Smol_melon January 29, 2018

J Bag

A J Bag is someone who plays fortnite day and night and is known for being a freshie. They often say the term 'J Bag' a lot although they, themself, are the definition of J bag.

Person 1- "Yo you're such a j bag, why are you storm fighting me'
Person 2- "Haleem you're literally the definition of a J bag you freshie"

by H4133M April 22, 2020

Bag Hag

Same as Bag Whore, Chickenhead, ect. Except it's probably my ex wife.

Man I cant believe Kristen turned into such a fucking Bag Hag. She fucked that guys dog for a fix.

by Captain Bangyermomma February 11, 2020

Bag sub

A typically used word when your mate gets pissed and drunk texts you without giving any context at all. This word means absolutely nothing besides a drunk idiot trying to spell.

Eg: ‘I love you’ .... ‘bag sub’

by Crusty finger February 15, 2020