Flabber cake

Someone who is not fat but is a goat... A dominant Alpha or Beta male/female
by Super motet November 29, 2020
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crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool
"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."
by TheRealCaylo May 27, 2016
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Sewage Cake

Something that looks great on the outside, but is full of shit on the inside, like a cake filled with raw sewage.
I bought this book cause it looked great, but the story's awful. It's a complete sewage cake.
by Lilith Song August 31, 2015
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Shit/oreo cake

A shit cake is a cake full poop or oreo.
by Jamal panacle January 15, 2024
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Bozo Cake

A total dorkasaurus rex. Mid at best. Usually goes by the name of Colin
Listen bozo cakes, I'm not folding my laundry bc I'm mad gaming
by Bozocake January 03, 2022
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Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.
Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.
by dnbdave November 15, 2022
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REAL OR CAKE??

A TikTok challenge where the audience must decide whether or not an object about to be cut open by the influencer is real or if its made of cake.
Influencer: REAL OR CAKE?? *pulls out a baby*
Audience: o-o
Influencer: *Pulls out a knife*
Audience: THAT BETTER BE CAKE.
Influencer: Its real! :)
by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023
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