(I forgot her name so we'll just call her Jen)
Jen: (on the phone) hey mom, i'm in Las Vegas with (boyfriend)
Mom: Okay, just promise me you won'
t come home married.
(call drops)
Mom: Jen? (looks around) Listen to me, Jen; don'
t make the same mistake I did.
Mom: Beth!
(girl comes downstairs)
Beth: wu? (what's up)
Mom: Your cell phone
bill is what's up. All these text messages.
Beth: omg, inbd. (oh my gosh, it's no big deal)
Mom: It is a big deal. Who have you been texting 300 times a day?
Beth:
idk, my bff Jill? (i don'
t know, my best friend
forever Jill)
Mom: Well tell your bff Jill that I'm taking away your phone.
Beth: tisnf! (that is so not fair)
(girl puts phone in mother's hand and goes upstairs)
Mom: Me paying this
bill, that's what's...s...nf.
AT&
T
