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Rolling out the white carpet

Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.

Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
Dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, fuck catching the clap from some hobo
by Mr. Snake_187 January 25, 2016
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Jerk and roll

When you wrap a wrap at maccas and get the perfect finish
Bro that wrap is so perfect did you jerk and roll it ?
by Maccas lover5000 June 13, 2022
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Rick Roll Day

On July 28th We celeabrate the day Rick Astly Never Gonna Give You Hit 1 Billion Views and funny enough it hit it around 4:20pm EST go send your best rick rolls on this day.
We shall celeabrate Rick Roll Day as the hit song reached 1 billion view on this day.
by Sergeant Frank Woods July 28, 2021
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French Hot Dog Roll

1) A noun for french kssing whilst rolling up your tongue (like a hot dog bun). As this happens the tongues also feel like their hotdogs that are roiling in a pan.
It helps to put your tongues together in flat, then give the signal to roll your tongues if you want to create a funny French Hot Dog Roll.
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Roll the dice

The act of dragging your scrotum across someone’s bald head.
Hey bro I’m about to go roll the dice on that state troopers head.
by UndeadProdigy June 17, 2019
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California Roll

V.

1. The act of slightly slowing down while rolling up to a stop sign, then, without actually stopping, quickly accelerating.

2. A sushi roll which is comprised of avocado, crab imitation meat, and other sushi fillers. It is rolled so the rice is on the outside. It is very popular among uncultured white people who have a disgust for raw fish and asian food in general, but still want to feel authentic when eating sushi.
Ex 1:

Driver: I don't like stopping at stop signs, I just California Roll right through them.
Cop: Alright, I'm going to be suspending your driver's license for the next three years.

Ex 2:
Whitey #1: Wanna eat Sushi tonight?
Whitey #2: Bruh, raw fish? That's stuff's disgusting.

Whitey #1: It's okay, we can get California rolls.
Whitey #2: Hell yeah! I love authentic asian food. *winks*
by masterjand January 15, 2019
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roll my mat

When you're so sexually aroused during a hand job that your penis rolls. This is called rolling my mat.
"Ohmygod baby you roll my mat so hard"
by Marie Fallon April 27, 2017
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