Michael Pena

The realest nigga in the room always down for anything and you know he got that fire

Did you see Michael Pena he's a gangsta !!

by Black picasso July 30, 2020

Michael kuznetsov

Guy who disables people's phones

"Everyone, hide your phones!!! Michael Kuznetsovs headed this way. You dont want it disabled!"

by Whatyougonnadoaboutit,michael May 24, 2020

Michael

The best boyfriend you could ever have.

Michael is the love of my life.

by LockyDaBoy September 11, 2022

Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.

Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.

by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021

Michael Han-downer

A frustrated male version of a Debbie-Downer who complains about everything during an awesome trip.

Why are you so grumpy that we have to drive to North Carolina? Stop being a Michael Han-Downer.

by Jbhomie October 28, 2020

Michael

(n) Rachel's lover

Michael was destined for Rachel.

by counselor1234 May 5, 2021

Michael

Michael has such a good heart. Even if he hates you more than anything, he will sacrifice himself to save you. He's very loyal and he will always put your happiness before his happiness. He hates to broke hearts, even if this is what he does. He is very kind, hot, popular and smart, and every girl wants him.

Girl: OMG, HE'S SO HOT!

Girl 2: I KNOW, RIGHT? I WANNA KISS HIM!
His Girlfriend: Stay back! He's MINE!
Girl: You are so lucky you have Michael...

by Jade Hale February 26, 2018