No Griddy December

For the entire month of December, you cannot hit the griddy unless given the Griddy Pass™, which can only be given by the creator of the month. (me) If you fail No Griddy December, the black default will rip off your arms and legs and you will hear a bass-boosted default dance for the rest of your life.

"I failed No Griddy December!"
*arms and legs get ripped off cutely*

by Nafiction December 14, 2023

13th December 1907

The Great Fall of 1907.

Shell: Why is Eileen so sad?
Dale: Its the 13th December 1907.
Shell: Oh.

by tellthem'thetruth' December 15, 2023

19 december fuck day

the day that u gotta fuck

yeah its 19 december fuck day we gotta fuck

by meepuyth December 18, 2023

December 19

National slap the shit out of someone with a slab of concrete day

Me: hey dude it's December 19

Martin: oh shit

*Martin gets hit with a slab of concrete*

Martin: I have been hit with a slab of concrete owie

by Large peanus December 18, 2023

December 3rd

December 3rd is a national holiday.

Noah: what national holiday is on December 3rd?
Me: Courtney’s birthday!! Duh!

by Pinkmango 1237 December 1, 2022

December 2nd

National Give Your Girlfriend You’re Hoodie Day

December 2nd Is Give you’re girlfriend your hoodie day

by dhdunfbdudjnshdorkns December 1, 2022

December 2

National kiss your chrush day

You:leans in

Boy: uh why?
You:it’s December 2!

by Ariellynn1 December 1, 2022