The ball bum thumb

A type of infection that spreads to the thumb,
From running it up someone's ass, or possibly your own, thumb will swell, bum will swell, kid will cry!!!

Man I cant give Brad cant drive anymore, the ball bum thumb got him again!!!

by Uranus stinks February 7, 2019

skittle willy bum

A popular sentence used by year 7's to "insult" someone

Guy: I dont care lmao.

Girl: Shut up you skittle willy bum

by MooshyKun October 12, 2023

Bum Chum

When a person on a boat has held in their fecal matter for too long and has no other option than to release their excrement over the side of said boat.

Jim, look at Steve, he just made bum chum off the side of your boat!

by SleekDiamond59 May 19, 2019

Two thumbs tongue bum

When you stick both your thumbs in someone's bum Prying and gaping it then sticking your tongue in

Dude! I got the best two thumbs tongue bum last night.

by Warday1780 December 10, 2022

Bum Squirts

A bloke named Dave who snitches on his Mrs and gets confronted by his mates.

Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard?

by SMP.PFK April 2, 2022

Bum

messiah

Messiah is a dirty bum

by bsndmdocicuhshe March 17, 2023

bum around the house

to do next to nothing around the house, to laze or stroll around
as an outfit, it's just whatever pj's or super casual clothes you wear (or.. don't..😥)

1.
Person A: whatcha been doing today?
Person B: not much, just been bumming around the house, you?

2.
Person A: Alright man, we're going to a fancy restaurant in a few days, please do NOT go wearing your bum around the house fit or dinner's on you
Person B: Okay, okay- you're gonna have to deal with my bitching, though. I HATE rich people clothes

by wongerMcdonger December 30, 2024