Poo poo Head

He’s my brother but also a poo head he’s squidgy like a teddy
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Poo Poo Head

'Hes A Poo Poo Head'
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poopy poo poo

when u fart a little....to goood :)
omg greg you let a poopy poo poo!
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Poo Placement

The act of aiming the poo exiting your anus to hit a specific target. For instance a spider, an pre-dropped depth-charge or the side in extreme cases. For example:
I went for a shit and a spider was trying to escape. Needless to say i used yesterdays lunch as mortar rounds using poo placement

As we all know, its common courtesy to not leave skidmarks on the side of the pan but in this case, I had to as it was the lesser of two evils - side-pan skidmarks or splashback. I was mid-poo and I knew the next one had a decent surface area. This meant that I had to use poo placement to make sure that it just scraped the side enough to cause minimal splashback.
by all_red7 May 03, 2013
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Kim Jong Poo

The act of ultimate fornication. Requires 3 people for maximum efficiency. Person 1 makes a paper aeroplane, person 2, having consumed numerous laxative tablets, then shits (excessively) on top of it, before throwing it on person 3’s chest, creating a nuclear shit explosion. The Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: I think Beth is getting bored of me.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.
by Kim Jong Poo Poo September 27, 2022
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Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit
A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean
by Desert Shark April 15, 2022
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Mid-poo entertainment

A form of entertainment used to engage oneself while defecating
While Alex was on the loo, he read the Wikipedia entry for Quantum mechanics on his iPhone as his mid-poo entertainment
by Default name November 22, 2009
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