'Dude, get Guinness Book of Records on the phone! (nnnggh) this ones going to be huge (nnnggh)'
'Man, you're really pooing the win here'
'Man, you're really pooing the win here'
by paggywaggygumdrops January 20, 2020
Get the pooing the winmug. 1) When you don’t wipe properly and you still got a bit off brown bits in your crack
2) an offensive Insult
2) an offensive Insult
by BritishBleach June 24, 2018
Get the Poo bummug. When you don't wipe properly after dropping stool and the remnants crust over like a scab and flakes of dried poo end up in your underwear.
I went to do my husband's laundry, and when I pick up his underwear, some poo dandruff got on my hand. Thank God I noticed or I could have ended up with pink eye.
by Huge hammer69 June 13, 2025
Get the Poo dandruffmug. (noun) When one cleans the bathroom, he/she receives the honor of getting the first poop after being cleaned.
Trent (yelling into the bathroom): Yo! What are you doing, dude?!
Jake: Pooping... What do you think, bro?
Trent: That's not cool, man. I totally had the poo priority for this week..
Jake: Pooping... What do you think, bro?
Trent: That's not cool, man. I totally had the poo priority for this week..
by C-RAHD1992 October 22, 2011
Get the Poo Prioritymug. A moment in which a person or situation led to the worst of decisions being made, similar to a bruh moment.
A: Yo did you see Kyra at bike-a-thon yesterday?
B: Naw man I couldn’t go I got busy
A: That’s a poo moment right there.
B: Naw man I couldn’t go I got busy
A: That’s a poo moment right there.
by warsi-saab November 8, 2020
Get the Poo momentmug. A word used my 7 year olds who wear the same shorts and t-shirt every single day that leaves other 7 year olds in hysterics.
Elliott: Hey Rowan. Poo.
Rowan: BHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHKWJSCTJSGWVKEHSBWNKEIE ELLIOTT UR SO FRICKIN FUNNY
Elliott: Hey you swore you said the f word
Rowan: No i didn- Oh no please don’t tell mummy
Rowan: BHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHKWJSCTJSGWVKEHSBWNKEIE ELLIOTT UR SO FRICKIN FUNNY
Elliott: Hey you swore you said the f word
Rowan: No i didn- Oh no please don’t tell mummy
by MrTextris <—YT January 31, 2021
Get the Poomug. 1. Poo-hoo is where someone butt chugs a Yoo-hoo drink, ie Yoo-hoo enema, and then sharts it all over their partner’s face, chest, &/or genitals. For people who want a brown shower but don’t actually like poo feces.
2. Also for those who want to act out the fantasy of drinking another persons diarrhea straight from the anal spicket, without getting sick from a real foodies.
2. Also for those who want to act out the fantasy of drinking another persons diarrhea straight from the anal spicket, without getting sick from a real foodies.
Brenda: “Poo-hoo, honey, over here! I have explosive diarrheas, and it’s the the kind you can drink”
Todd: “oh yeah Poo-hoo! Give me that caca mudslide!
Todd: “oh yeah Poo-hoo! Give me that caca mudslide!
by BettyYellowSplash August 29, 2025
Get the Poo-hoomug.