Michael Hatcher

fully slut. you are. better off staying away.

Michael Hatcher is a fugly slut, don't be his friend.

by penismcfrappler27 December 7, 2019

Michael Moradian

The only person that speaks fluent Mexican.

“We’re going to Cabo and we need a Michael Moradian to get around.”

by arshh February 14, 2018

Michael

A dude with a medium sized penis

Woah did you see Michael’s penis the other day?? It was so medium sized it was crazy. Not too big,
Not too small. It looks really sad when flaccid tho ngl

by Michael’s medium ding ding November 22, 2021

Michael Roy Smith

My Calc AB Teacher.

John : "Where are you going?"
Ben : "Calc, I got my boy, Michael Roy Smith."

by cjakecole September 13, 2023

Michael

(n) Rachel's lover

Michael was destined for Rachel.

by counselor1234 May 5, 2021

Michael Han-downer

A frustrated male version of a Debbie-Downer who complains about everything during an awesome trip.

Why are you so grumpy that we have to drive to North Carolina? Stop being a Michael Han-Downer.

by Jbhomie October 28, 2020

Michael

Michael has such a good heart. Even if he hates you more than anything, he will sacrifice himself to save you. He's very loyal and he will always put your happiness before his happiness. He hates to broke hearts, even if this is what he does. He is very kind, hot, popular and smart, and every girl wants him.

Girl: OMG, HE'S SO HOT!

Girl 2: I KNOW, RIGHT? I WANNA KISS HIM!
His Girlfriend: Stay back! He's MINE!
Girl: You are so lucky you have Michael...

by Jade Hale February 26, 2018