Michael Duane

A smokin' HOT man with long, beautiful hair, and huge, sexy muscles (better to choke you with, my dear 😈).... His hypnotic baby blue eyes will rock your world (and make you drop your panties).... And although he may have the devilish power of charm and ability to evoke feelings you never knew you could have so INTENSELY (like Lucifer Morningstar), his all Irish name means "Little Dark One Like God"...
Truly, Michael is the Archangel... He will fight off dragons and any evil forces which try to hurt his beloved. Michael Duane is fiercely loyal and fights for Justice. ⚖️
Aside from being a little hot-headed and stubborn, Michael is adaptable and always knows how to make people smile. Has many friends but calls them "good acquaintances"... But not to worry, it isn't so difficult to up that ranking 😎
Overall, Michael Duane is absolute DYNAMITE packed in a cute lil petite body, and you will never leave an unsatisfied customer when you request his services... He can make you laugh everyday, just by being his goobery self. He can take you over the edge, in every way/sense imaginable. He will turn your world upside down, but you'll love every minute of it😈
Never miss out on a chance to say hello and gaze into the eyes of a Wizzard called Michael Duane 💙

1. "Did you hear about Michael Duane?"
2. "No, did he die or something?"
1. "No!!! He stole someone's girl again!!!"
2. "That ridiculously sexy bastard......"

by ilovemichaelduane July 26, 2022

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Michael

Michael is extremely funny person the next horribly offensive jokes his parents are divorced goes with his dads on the weekends The house is very dirty but you don’t want to tell anyone because you’re scared he would hate you. If you made lose custody. When I was in the same grade every day at morning recess I will try to make friends with these kids playing tag every time they would say yes so count your 30 and start then they would run away to the other end of the playground and hide from me. They would do this because I thought I was a loser I never said anything because I was afraid to eventually I did and they made fun of me. Doesn’t have very many friends and even ask some of them if they are his friend And they say kind of. He lies about his parents being divorced and says his dad permanently left yes he doesn’t want to lie to them about his father. He also has autism. Which he was made fun of by his dad calling him a retard. And saying what are you special-needs whenever I messed up. He is 14

His Dad: Michael you are such a f***ing idiot what are you retarded?

Michael: doesn’t say anything

by My name is Michael March 6, 2022

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Michael Ferrer

SWAG in human mode.

Grant: I wish i was Michael Ferrer, he's so cool!
Connor: Too bad he's not a model, or i'd have him all over my room.

by redissexy0602 October 14, 2011

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Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.

Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.

by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017

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