Cokie's Law

The axiom that says the press can't pass judgment about anything once it's "out there," regardless of whether or not what's "out there" is true.

Whether the V.P. candidate had sex with a couch or not, Cokie's Law requires the Sunday shows to treat it as fact.

by Moribund B. Houseplant July 25, 2024

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Edward's Law

States that if one has more than on lasagna stacked in a vertical manner, then one still has one lasagna.

Edward's equation:

1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas

How my mom made 5 lasagnas but she put them on top of each other so by using Edward's Law I still only have one lasagna.

by Haroldbacon March 23, 2022

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TomSka's Law

When something you say online that involves a person being insulted is able to be seen by the person in question.

Person 1: I might talk a bit of trash about him...
Person 2: That's probably a bad idea, you know TomSka's Law.

by Radin Happier March 16, 2024

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pete's law

When you misinterpret, or miss the tone of a text.

Text: Hey your wrong
Text 2: hey fuck you
Text: Pete's Law

by FoC-Judy_Hopps November 02, 2017

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Pete's Law

Pete’s law is an internet adage which states that all desktop applications evolve until they contain a fully functioning email client, and all mobile applications evolve until they contain bitcoin

Oh, of COURSE Mobile App is adding support for crypto. I mean, that's consistent with Pete's Law.

by Tim Pool April 10, 2021

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