chilli welsh cake

When one sticks his penis into a Welsh woman anus then sticks it up a sheeps nostril then let the sheep shit on your penis and get Tom Jones to lick it

Oh my😋 Mr Jones is so chilli Welsh cake

by Welsh cheese March 28, 2015

lard cakes

a verbal expression of discontent

"Hey wanna go see a movie?"
"No man, I have way to much homework."
"Lard cakes"

by NerdDude May 5, 2015

Brief Cake

The package of an individual seen through briefs/tighty-whities.

*looking at the package of an individual seen through briefs/tighty-whities* "Holy shit, look at that Brief Cake"

by Brief Cake September 4, 2015

cake berry

A bottle of water

Sara, would you like a cake berry?

by suckgustoe October 11, 2015

Honky cake

Any low grade single serve plastic wrapped cake or cookie

Couldn't afford to get the name brand so yall have to settle for them honky cakes

Hokey ,hooky

by Razorback82 July 9, 2016

Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like

Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

cake diver

Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.

Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus

Riley, that fucking cake diver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.

by DrinkMyH8 September 9, 2016