Eat his cake

When a girl goes down on a guy's chia-pet's-length pubes that are longer than his now long forgotten penis.

Damn bra! That bish thought she was gonna get it good, but all she got to do was eat his cake.

by CakeBoyGeorge October 1, 2016

Cake

Someone with a big, bubble butt.

Person1: "Did you see Jeff today?!"
Person2: "Yeah, he got CAKE!!"

by Real Pancakes February 26, 2020

dumpster cake

hood ass, can also be used in the context of which ones asshole is very shitty.

person 1: yoo my girl got dumpster cake,
person 2: daamnnn dude

by refargeger December 27, 2020

cake

when you think someone/something is too good to be true and unsure about it and it's too hard to believe

"You're so handsome, you look like a cake.."

"You're giving me $10,000?! TELL ME THIS ISN'T A CAKE!!"

by stoicgirl2002 July 13, 2020

Cunt cake

My girlfriend Heather Tressel

Heather your a beautiful cunt cake

by DitchBaby June 6, 2023

Granny Dribble Cake

The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!

Hey look! I won a Granny Dribble Cake in the raffle.

by IAIN_D October 16, 2020

Cake

It’s uhhh made out of cake

Please give me cake

by Ddyssigsyosiysiysiydidyiufcuii November 23, 2019