Bum

An individual that would prefer sucking toes and painting his nails rather than playing Modern Warfare with the boys.

This bum Yoda would prefer sucking toes and painting his nails rather than playing Modern Warfare with the boys.

by Ehyea April 21, 2020

Scum bum

When you ask a poor person to give you a lift home in your rich friends rolls Royce you say it’s totally fine to use then they get busted for grand theft auto after you get home safely and tell them to drop the car back for a huge cash bonus just for doing that without a mistake.

Oh bro see that scum bum I pullled off on Thursday ? Yeh and that guy had just read that chicks diary and installed cameras in her bathroom for internet likes too without her permission I’m a fucking genius!

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Bum

An absolute loser.

Scientist 1: “Wow, those chloroplasts are such bums.”
Scientist 2: “True. Those endoplasmic reticulums are dope tho.”

by EndoRetic_u_bum January 23, 2018

sooky bum

When hallucination kicks in and you think people are throwing rocks at you so you blow up like a little sooky bum

Stop throwing rocks at me cunt im a sooky bum

by Jerrycan1 October 28, 2021

Bums on Seats

In Britain it is another word for an audience

Perform on a stage with the bums on seats staring at you.

by CrazyCatMexico August 11, 2021

bum jammer

Slang, for homosexual male.

"If a guy reads Cosmo, and drinks Perrier, he's clearly a bum jammer."

by D. Gould July 30, 2008

bum ferret

British English slang for:
1. A gay man's penis
2. A gay man.

1. I wanna put my bum ferret up your bottom.
2. I am a proud bum ferret!

by LotusSparkle September 26, 2025