Cats in your closet

It basically means “body count”. It’s how many girls you’ve slept with.

“Bro, how many cats are in your closet?”
“I can’t be with him, he has so many cats in his closet.”
“Cats in your closet.”

by KittyCloset February 22, 2020

bag o' cats

Refers to someone who is being particularly surly, moody, sour or otherwise unpleasant, a.k.a., a bitch... someone you might approach in the same way as a bag of fighting cats.

Best when said in a real Irish accent.

She's like a bag o' cats.

by onthefringe August 27, 2008

Maine coon cat

The most amazing breed of house cat ever to walk this earth. it is a longhaired breed of house cat, lazy and naturally big-boned and long with long wiskers

the Maine coon cat is the most awsomest cat EVER

by Ty Murry July 22, 2011

Cats Meow

First, you inhale a giant bong rip and hold it in. Next you shotgun a beer, then finally exhale your toke.

Man I'm starting to get a buzz on, I just did 7 Cats Meow's in a row.

by Godisnowhere September 18, 2012

nyan cat

the most retarded thing in he world that people often waste multiple hours of they life watching. it is a cat with a sort of danish as a body that shits out rainbows like a freaking unicorn.

1.) a guy made a 3 hour long video of nyan cat
2.) any non retarted guy will tell you it is stupid
3.)song gos e"nyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyan" for how every long the video is.
4.) 'nuf said.

by jrevs13 November 25, 2011

Cats from hell

Cats that’s use the power of doors to send their victims to hell. They come in forms of skinny, frail,hairless cats, typically seen around the dreaded, 3 AM. The only way to stop them is to make the number 42 out of the bones from dead cats from hell.

Oh no, the cats from hell are back, curse those doors; we won’t go down with out a fight.

by Catgirl 42 hellfire March 11, 2019

White Cat energy

Sweet, clingy, possessive (despite how much they hide it) people who are just one of the best to be with. White cat's are commonly adorable little messes of emotions that love food (possibly more than you) and will stay extremely loyal and protective over you. They're selfless and will put themselves in positions that aren't exactly desirable for your satisfaction. They also pick up behaviours they see more than any other person. They can also be very immature and playful but know when to be serious when they time comes.

My girlfriend radiates white cat energy.

by Kiritour February 24, 2023