Rule 1069

If she’s prenatal, she’s pre-anal

Man 1: yea my wife started taking those prenatal vitamins

Man 2: you know what that means…
Man 1: what?
Man 2: Rule 1069 dude

by Rock Guy 133 May 26, 2024

Creep Rule

The creep rule is used to make sure sure you don't date someone who is too far below your age. The creep rule is simple. In order to calculate how far below your age you can date you need to use the following method. Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add 7.

Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30.

by Phantom Phobia October 13, 2021

Rule 34

Fortnite movie trailer

I love watching Fortnite rule 34

by I Love Fortnite November 10, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

rule number 3

Let go of the dead, they might come back

Me: "I still see her in my dreams"

Bro: "Dude, get an exorcist. Remember rule number 3"

by WastedOrphans April 25, 2024

road rules

A show where a bunch of guys and girls do these crazy missions where they can almost lose their life....or a prize...or their pride...whichever.

Did you see Road Rules last night? Yeah Becky got hurt! Yeah, so everyone was pissed, coz like now she can't compete in the next mission.

by ~Moni~ July 23, 2003

21 point rule

Is a rule made up by BMC. Never have I lost or won in madden by the 21-0 rule because it's made up

If this was a madden game 21-0 is mercy the 21 point rule
-brendan

by Irres January 14, 2024