Eating mac and cheese straight out of the box

A more colorful and imaginative term for performing oral intercourse on a woman.

Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”

Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”

by peach_pit April 25, 2025

National Eat Ren’s Ass day

National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT

Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”

by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022

Eat my tamales

Similar to "eat my shorts", but used when speaking to a Latin American. "Tamales" in this case refer to the buttocks if a male is saying it, and the breasts if a female is.

Person 1: Blah blah j*b search.. blah blah want ads... blah blah economy...
Person 2: Eat my tamales, nigga! I'm tired of you!

by A skibidigmasexual man November 16, 2025

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022

Eating the cake batter

Eating what comes out of the cake (vagina) and licking it clean til it’s all gone

“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”

“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”

by Dinosaur_jr220 May 26, 2018

i eat sand

if you eat sand, you are one of my emo friends who are weird, and get angry at people who call you emo

"i eat sand"
"omg jonathan why r u so emo"
"HOW DARE YOU STUPID SHITTY DIMBO DUMBO IDIOT I SHALL COME FOR YOU"

by SAURCE February 25, 2022

Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.

Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.

by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023