True fact: as of 2017, people named Michael had about 13% of their general population who’d turned out to be gay.
Now please remember, in today’s society, let’s just play it safe and be fully respectful towards these groups of people by not going over the details.
GENERAL AGE: The name Michael became commonly used 50 years ago; everyone began to love the name Michael so it got to be a huge name & before ppl knew how much it was being overused due to the technological communications which we have and they didnt. (Aka Texting services, social media, video games, etc.) as the name grew in popularity, people look for other names, because naming a child the name of your sister or brother is just awkward.
Michael;
Funny af all the time for
His absolute randomness.
But he’s on the down low alot
Of the times anyways, In his thoughts
He’s fully convinced that he is gay
due to social standards, he tries
His hardest to NOT be gay,
Because at the time
Being gay
Was
Frowned
Upon, so he
Hides his sexual
Pleasures in hopes
Hed find a woman he
Loves from the bottom of
His heart, & just won’t admit
That the one who is perfect for
Him is his best MALE friend However
To all you Michaels out there, the society
Which we live in today, we are more
Open now, feel free to come out
Michael. Use the code name
“Michael Weathers”,
not
A name to
Discriminate
Against, so we
Are simply using
This name as an example.
Now please remember, in today’s society, let’s just play it safe and be fully respectful towards these groups of people by not going over the details.
GENERAL AGE: The name Michael became commonly used 50 years ago; everyone began to love the name Michael so it got to be a huge name & before ppl knew how much it was being overused due to the technological communications which we have and they didnt. (Aka Texting services, social media, video games, etc.) as the name grew in popularity, people look for other names, because naming a child the name of your sister or brother is just awkward.
Michael;
Funny af all the time for
His absolute randomness.
But he’s on the down low alot
Of the times anyways, In his thoughts
He’s fully convinced that he is gay
due to social standards, he tries
His hardest to NOT be gay,
Because at the time
Being gay
Was
Frowned
Upon, so he
Hides his sexual
Pleasures in hopes
Hed find a woman he
Loves from the bottom of
His heart, & just won’t admit
That the one who is perfect for
Him is his best MALE friend However
To all you Michaels out there, the society
Which we live in today, we are more
Open now, feel free to come out
Michael. Use the code name
“Michael Weathers”,
not
A name to
Discriminate
Against, so we
Are simply using
This name as an example.
by Waitwho? June 17, 2018
Get the Michael Weathersmug. by Why$$ September 12, 2020
Get the Michael Careymug. A Michael is a niche of the male being that exhibits Michael specific forms of delayed developmental emotional and physical markers. Usually associated with stunted emotional intelligence and an ass like stubbornness that manifests itself in feeble attempts at communication amongst humankind, more specifically, womankind. Often also referred to as Gaslighting.
(i) Michael, works 60% of the time, every time…
(ii) I just dated a real Michael, gave up waiting for a call back 24 hours after he wanted to elope.
(ii) I just dated a real Michael, gave up waiting for a call back 24 hours after he wanted to elope.
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