michael

michael is the most wanted person in the world. michael is what love is about. Never lie never cheat. They are loving to the ones close to they.... hurting and in the process.

I love Michael

by Bubble's November 21, 2023

Michael Horick

Loves Pugs. Plays rust with pug skins. hater of women loves men. fucked 5 dudes in one sitting. only sucks 4.2334inch sized cocks

Michael horick is my faviort person

by bestthroweroutthere October 1, 2023

Michael

Michael is the name of a guy who’s hard working and determined. He’s a man who puts others first because of the kindhearted way he lives. He is a guy you go to for advice but also is a stud with ladies. He is handsome yet smart and everything any girl could want.

Here comes Michael I hope he likes me too

by Mrs Wolf June 25, 2021

Michael Jordan

The man that look like his own creation of his own shoes

Michael Jordan fan: Hey mike, i have a question that i've been dying to ask you.

Michael Jordan: What is the question?

Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?

*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*

by Roaster23 January 8, 2017

Michael Jackson

One of the GOATs of music
Decided to add vanilla to his chocolate ass
His daddy whipped his nigger nose
Did I mention his affection for young boy's cocks?

That's pretty much it. Michael Jackson-A nigga who turned into a chocolate nigga. Who sung and danced really well. And liked boys.

by Mike Oxlong_69 February 29, 2024

Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.

Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.

by Why$$ September 12, 2020

Pulling A Michael

Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.

Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.

by Sphynx823 August 5, 2018