mexican poison

Another name for Tequila.

Samuel: "I feel like shit, bro"
Bro: "It's because you drank the Mexican poison!"

by Lalalalala3 June 27, 2017

Mexican Snow Dive

Jumping out of a hottub, rolling around in the snow, then back into hottub.

WEASEL JUST DID A MEXICAN SNOW DIVE, IN 40 BELOW WEATHER, CRAZY GUY.

by anonymous December 30, 2023

Mexican Lube

Saliva used as a sex lubricant.

Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.

“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”

“What’s Mexican Lube?”

“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”

by CoachMatt May 24, 2022

Mexican Glue

When you make a toasted cheese sandwich but the cheese didn’t melt and/or stick to the bread as you desired so you there for use seamen as a substitute savoury adhesive. “Mexican Glue.”

My cheese sandwich isn’t nearly sticky enough. Not problem. Mexican Glue to the rescue!

by Dr. Hawthorne June 9, 2023

Mexican Hotplate Supreme

The partner dusts the outer rim of their mouth with Tahin, then the duster places their asshole directly on the mouth of the receiver and proceeds to flatulate. (While the sweet sounds of Lionel Richie play in the background)

Lexi gave her a lover a Mexican Hotplate Supreme after a romantic night of dancing and burritos.

by Mitchkran July 22, 2022

Mexican Mimosa

A shot of tequila with lime paired with a Corona Extra with lime.

Hey Ian, let’s head down to the Mexican restaurant 7:00 A.M and start the day with a Mexican Mimosa.

by appletomc May 14, 2019

Mexican time machine

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.

Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!

by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025