michael porter

The single definition of a walking bucket

Did you see michael Porter wave the student section goodbye?

by Dirty oger March 12, 2022

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Michael Han-downer

A frustrated male version of a Debbie-Downer who complains about everything during an awesome trip.

Why are you so grumpy that we have to drive to North Carolina? Stop being a Michael Han-Downer.

by Jbhomie October 28, 2020

Michael

The rizziest man on earth, but humble and nonchalant. Michael has the most rizz in the world and has the sexiest boyfriend in the world. Michael is nonchalant, rizzy, and has the biggest aura. He walks in to a room and all the huzz start loosing their mind, but he ignores them because he has the best boyfriend in the universe. All baddies who are blessed to be his friend immediately have the biggest glow up and all mental illnesses heal, any troglodytes that even think about disliking him explode immediately. Michael is the biggest rizzler ever.

The huzz: OH MY GOD ITS MICHAEL!!!! HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!

Michael: shut up I have a boyfriend*nonchalantly*

by Peepee poopoo fart January 24, 2025

Michael Moment

An instance when someone acts as if they are superior to others or much cooler than they actually are but in reality they’re a massive geed.

“Bro I am totally super cool with women, all the AXO girls at the last party wanted me to go home with them” - Michael
“No bro, they were roasting you” - Everyone
“That’s a major Michael Moment” -Carson

by bubblebuttbilly March 12, 2022

Michael

Someone who is nuttier than squirrel shit, pretends to be a feminist but uses his size to intimidate women, and writes shitty songs about shit people and forces people to listen to them.

‘Geez what’s with that guy’s irrational and horrible anger issues?’

‘Oh he’s having a Michael’

by Spunky Cat Lady March 4, 2022

Michaelism

Michaelism is when someone gets mad at someone then never comes back unlike Drewism.

"That person is Michaelism at its finest."

by template December 22, 2017