by arshh February 14, 2018

It is the coolest guy on earth at first he is a bit weird but then when you get to know each other well he would do anything for you and he is such a loyal friend he is strong but hardly ever shows it he is smart but he is giving zero f*cks in school and his grades do not matter to him he has a huge dick and has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and he has a huge general knowledge
by LOSERTHE3 January 21, 2022

Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen
That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.
That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.
by White Noise August 22, 2023

A name derived from Latin- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” from the root word for “text back”. Put together “Michael” meaning “mfer who never texts back”
by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025

by ms_paint_boi March 4, 2024

Sometimes this guy is cool, other times not so much. He complains a lot and does not do anything at all. If you do meet a Michael, pray to god because Michael will ruin your life forever. He also sucks at video games and has too many privileges and says he came from nothing. At the end of the day, do not be near a Michael and do not name your child Michael. I beg of you please don't.
by TheyLuvRoti April 5, 2023
