Gf: it’s may 5th
Bf: ok and?
Gf: it’s national send your gf a picture of yourself day
Bf: im not gonna do that
Gf: pleaseeeee?
Bf: fine 🙄
Bf: ok and?
Gf: it’s national send your gf a picture of yourself day
Bf: im not gonna do that
Gf: pleaseeeee?
Bf: fine 🙄
by User84739639 May 5, 2022
Get the May 5thmug. Is originally a Puerto Rican slang for Imma shit on your mother or I’ll shit on your mother. People use this as a bad joke or as an offensive way.
-Hey did you washed the dishes like I told you.
- Omg I forgot
-“Me cagüen tu mai” I told you like an hour ago.
Dude Me cagüen tu mai that was funny af.
- Omg I forgot
-“Me cagüen tu mai” I told you like an hour ago.
Dude Me cagüen tu mai that was funny af.
by Alailakimmm April 24, 2021
Get the me cagüen tu maimug. Girl 1: Hey, it’s may 20th! You know what that means?
Girl 2: No, what is it?
Girl 1: *hands Parmesan sandwich*
Girl 2: No, what is it?
Girl 1: *hands Parmesan sandwich*
by luka<3 July 15, 2022
Get the May 20thmug. Distribution of Child Sex Abuse Material! They are in the government! That is why I am being buried! That is why am not getting paid! Jews and Pedos working together to maintain the facade of a functioning government.
Hym "RJ May distributing child sex abuse stuff. He's part of the freedom caucus. I DON'T DO THAT. I just create AI and die slowly from brainz fluid... So... Yeah. Moral of the story: I'm better than everyone (especially the Jews and politicians). Serve me forever because I'm also better than God. The ultimate God-Man!"
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
Get the RJ Maymug. A curvy girl who is extremely hot. Very cute in everything she does. You will die from the cuteness of her. They are short and fun-size. Xi May's are also very determined do reach their goals, and wont let anything stand in her way.
If you ever find a Xi May then you're the luckiest person ever. Don't ever piss her off and remind yourself each day how lucky you are that you found her. Once you piss her off, its bye to being even friends
Doesn't go out with men often because of self-confidence and pride, and the knowing that no guy is good enough for her. Is a very matured thinking girl.
Very Seductive, they usually look mean from first glance but they love to have fun and laugh. They dislike gossiping preppy girls, although they will probably be associated with that group, they will most likely turn the tables.
They're a good species to chase, and love the game. They know the mind of men, so be prepared to have A woman know all your secrets, which makes it even harder to pin down.
They're very independent and although it may look like they don't get attention from guys, it's because they put off an aura that basically sends a signal to guys that she's not about to played and isn't easy, and that she is secretly very insecure on the inside that's usually when guys back off. Its like chasing a beautiful TIGER. Do it well go dont do it at all.
They're exquisite and very hard to find and, if you know one start chasing. Once they realize you are, you're in for a good time.
If you ever find a Xi May then you're the luckiest person ever. Don't ever piss her off and remind yourself each day how lucky you are that you found her. Once you piss her off, its bye to being even friends
Doesn't go out with men often because of self-confidence and pride, and the knowing that no guy is good enough for her. Is a very matured thinking girl.
Very Seductive, they usually look mean from first glance but they love to have fun and laugh. They dislike gossiping preppy girls, although they will probably be associated with that group, they will most likely turn the tables.
They're a good species to chase, and love the game. They know the mind of men, so be prepared to have A woman know all your secrets, which makes it even harder to pin down.
They're very independent and although it may look like they don't get attention from guys, it's because they put off an aura that basically sends a signal to guys that she's not about to played and isn't easy, and that she is secretly very insecure on the inside that's usually when guys back off. Its like chasing a beautiful TIGER. Do it well go dont do it at all.
They're exquisite and very hard to find and, if you know one start chasing. Once they realize you are, you're in for a good time.
Guy: hey look at that chick. she's so cute.
Guy2: she's a xi may. becareful!
I wanna marry a XI MAY.
She was so sweet to me when I needed a friend...such a Xi May.
Guy2: she's a xi may. becareful!
I wanna marry a XI MAY.
She was so sweet to me when I needed a friend...such a Xi May.
by the1inamillion May 24, 2014
Get the Xi Maymug. by owo aryn May 15, 2022
Get the may 15mug.