Eat the cheese

To Masturbate ones genitalia, or (Beat your meat)

Hand me the lotion, I need to eat the cheese.

by 5Mrclutch December 30, 2014

cheese fiend

A cheese fiend is one that finds themselves consuming large quantities of cheese. Their fridge is never devoid of cheese. They will require cheese to be added to every meal, or consider cheese to be a meal on it's own.

"We're not getting the cheese platter for dessert. Besides, we already had grilled halloumi for an entrée and cheese fondue as a main - I'm not sharing a cheese platter for dessert. Stop being a cheese fiend!"

Person 1: Is there any cheese left for the hotdogs?
Person 2: No.
Person 3: What! I only bought a new block yesterday.
Person 2: And I needed it all.
Person 1:You're such a cheese fiend.

by Dapper Zapper June 4, 2016

Cup Cheese

The act of farting into the cup of you're hand and throwing it in someones face and/or holding it over their nose.

I farted and then yelled cup cheese! while throwing it in my friends face.

by CUPCHEESE September 15, 2012

cheese knuckle

Like a moose knuckle except it has the overwhelming odour of rancid cheese.

Man, I can smell that cheese knuckle from 6 feet away.

by ritwil July 20, 2011

dick cheese

see also "urungus"

i'm growing a urungus culture for science class.

by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

String cheese

The stringy white cottage cheese discharge the secretes from a mans penis when he has contracted a yeast infection. Usually through intercourse with a woman that has a yeast infection.

Jack got string cheese after bangin some nasty ass stripper...bitch be hate'n life

by Dave N'Busta May 24, 2010

cheese monkey

a person who sucks cock and likes the taste, thus being a cheese monkey due to the addiction to nob cheese, also see cheesey gums.

That daedo over there is a regualar cheese monkey.

by undercurent April 8, 2003