Futon Baby

Calling someone's parents so poor they conceived them on a futon, rather than on an actual bed.

Bro ur a futon baby

by wilhaegele December 9, 2022

Baby beaver

A babby, he’s adorable.
Touch him or hurt him and your d e a d t o m e

The baby beaver wrapped himself with toilet paper

by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

XO Baby

An inbred child. Categorized by their family tree making x's and o's.

Person 1: Did you hear about Alyssa? I heard she's an XO Baby. That's why her teeth are like that.
Person 2: Geez, that would explain her weird face.

by SpamRisk6087 January 28, 2023

Baby Bottle

in reference to Lean, using a baby bottle is a way to measure how much your pour up.

sebastian: Yo did you bring the baby bottle?
andrew: yea but i poured up a line already

by raeznet July 23, 2023

Pur Baby

A cat that purs a lot

Person 1: awe your cat purs a lot, huh?
Person 2: yeah, he’s a little pur baby

by Loveliest_bones August 14, 2021

baby vision

baby vision - the baby form of vision, a synthezoid made of vibranium who is married to the Scarlett witch, also known as Wanda Maximoff.

'wow, did you see the wandavision intro to episode 5?'
'yes! the picture of baby vision had me screaming!'

by remysbigfatbussy March 9, 2021

The Baby Pound

v. Much like a "Fist Pound". The lightly touching of only one knuckle (usually the knuckle of the pointer finger) with an overdramatic pull away and head nod. As most males would use the "Fist Pound", this type of "Pound" is most commonly found among two females and/or a male and female. Usually occurs between two people at a greeting or exiting, is often used as recongnition of an accomplishment.

Person 1. Yes!! Great shot for beer pong!! "I want The Baby Pound" for that!!!

Person 2. Thanks!!! I know we`re awesome. (Baby pound occurs)

by DCY Russia November 29, 2009