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Michael

-hey have you've been talking to Michael?
-no he's a fucking idiot
by nut monkey the third November 6, 2023
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Michael

Someone who will get you locked in McDonalds. he also goes bowling and can’t play well, but still plays better than you. He litters and likes ferry rides. Michael only cares about food but sometimes finds out that he can have fun.
Woman: Ew Michael
Michael: WHAT U SAY
MICHAEL: beats up woman
by LillyGoodLYouAreAnL September 2, 2023
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Michael

A guy who was unfortunately named with a middle name for a first name. His middle name is probably also Michael.
Hey have you seen Michael Michael? Yeah he is over there.
by BobMichaelJones November 23, 2021
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Michael

a man/boy you can kiss on the bedroom floor when you are getting horny michael Is the perfect match.
"Michael got down and gave me a blow on the bedroom floor."
by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022
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Michael Moment

An instance when someone acts as if they are superior to others or much cooler than they actually are but in reality they’re a massive geed.
“Bro I am totally super cool with women, all the AXO girls at the last party wanted me to go home with them” - Michael
“No bro, they were roasting you” - Everyone
“That’s a major Michael Moment” -Carson
by bubblebuttbilly March 12, 2022
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michael

a wise person .He doesn't like to share his problems but is a very good friend to have .he's quite moody at times and he's also a ladies man.he's quite romantic and easy to fall in love with too.
I have a friend who's quite a michael.
by selzydjebz June 8, 2024
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Michael Majewski

A kind, amazing, and well known teacher in California. He is resourceful, intelligent, kind, and caring.
"We need for Michael Majewskis in this world.
by Your local christian May 4, 2021
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