A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
When a man is giving anal to a woman in the doggie position, and the anal is so deep, the man can tuck his ball sac into the women's vagina.
by Redtaila320 August 16, 2020
A chili taco is when you eat spicy Mexican food and drink mountain dew all night. The next morning, you invite your girlfriend over and have diarrhea in her snatch. You use the spicy Mexican diarrhea as lube.
"Hey babe, don't forget to pick up taco bell on the way home from work. Let's cancel dinner with your parents so you can give me a chili taco"
by GuineaGorilla January 13, 2025
The Classic soft shit tortilla wanna be taco shell. Not good at all for eating however can hole enough taco meat for a heart attack.
by C:h1@d July 03, 2017
The bond between two best friends that could never be torn apart, not one person could come between them. Yes, they sometimes fight but they always make they’re way back to each other. I love my taco buddy to the shell and back. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAITLYN!! You’re taco buddy loves you so much
She’s my taco buddy.
by Taco buddy July 08, 2018
by atlchiqa March 31, 2017