park job

the act of giving or reviving oral pleasure inside a parked vehicle.

“hey josh a park job from the janitor in his sprinter van yesterday”

by invertedhorsecock September 10, 2020

Parked

A word to describe anything lame, played out, broken, stupid, wasted, boring, or negative.

"Saying "Gives me the ick" is parked."

"Ankle socks are parked."

"They got seriously parked at the bar last night and passed out on the toilet."

"Hooking up with randoms off Tinder is Parked"

by Your tattoos are ugly June 1, 2024

Dogwood Park

A homeless shelter located in Cookeville, TN. Disguised as an everyday run-of-the-mill public park, this large plot of land actually has a crackhead to civilian ratio of about 1:1. Catch it on a good day, and you might be able to take your kids to play in the playground without fear of a deranged stray sprinting on all fours around the area. Catch it on a bad day and, well, it's a whole different kind of playground. Innocently enough however, Dogwood Park offers a wide variety of recreational activities such as walking, and...yeah! If you're feeling daring, you can venture into the infamed "Storm Drain" where you can see some of the city's most talented artists' handiwork. There are enough penises and racial slurs spray painted in the tunnels, that even Leonardo da Vinci himself would be wracked with envy. Suffice to say, there is truly something for everyone from all walks of life in Dogwood Park, you just have to know where to look.

I entered Dogwood Park a fragile little boy, and came out a real man.

by VroomVroomSkrrrt July 11, 2023

Highland Park girls

Highland Park people are people who live in highland park and go to the Highland Park High School. They think they are better than everyone else because they have a lot of money. What they don’t know is that people from other schools are actually richer then them but it just doesn’t seem like it because private school costs tons of money. If you go to this school you mist likely vape and drink alcohol, if not then ur considered not cool. They always dress really inappropriately and act like they run the world. They also claim to be very smart..... but they are very wrong. The other schools around them are learning material for people 3 years older than them, while HP people are learning at their own level. They are also very mean and consist of a lot of bully’s. They don’t know how to be nice.

Someone from a private school: “did you see that Highland Park girls Instagram post?”
Another girl: “omg yeah it was so inappropriate”
Someone from a private school: “why do they think they are better than everyone?”

by Yeeeeyeeecowboyjuice April 22, 2019

Parking Nazi

Someone usually a Karen who’s sole mission is to judge people’s parking at stores or determine if someone really needs a handicapped space. Or someone complaining a motorcycle or bicycle is parked in the striped area.

I parked in the handicapped parking with my dad and this Parking Nazi said he didn’t need to be there because he can walk.

I rode my motorcycle to Walmart and parked in the loading zone up front and this Parking Nazi Harassed me for parking there

by Dnurse15 May 18, 2023

Park Minkyun

Kpop It Boy. Likes cats, making music, and kissing other men.

Friend: Do you know Park Minkyun?

Me: Yes.

by saarya November 21, 2020

Dog park

Work place where most people spend time smelling asses, gossiping, and rolling in the shit they find, real or imagined. Bosses use it to control the "pack", to let the pack feel they have meaning in low paying, mundane occupations.

I'm off to the dog park to get my ass sniffed, and maybe have it licked by the boss.

by Butt Conner March 9, 2023