by Lyndsy😍 April 25, 2021
An Appalachian term, used primarily in Eastern KY and West Virginia, usually used when referring to the late Autumn, early Winter weather that allows the locals to leave their soda “pop” on their porch to save room in their fridge, and still keep their soda cold, tradionally Porch Pop Season ends after the first soda explodes from the cold.
“Hey, are you out of Mountain Dew, man?”
“No, dude, you gotta go outside, it’s Porch Pop Season.”
“Oh, wow, it hits 30 degrees tonight, we oughta move the Dr Pepper outside, idk why but Porch Pop Season makes Pop taste better, in my opinion.”
“Baby, you know Kentucky weather keeps things colder than any Frigidaire could ever dream.”
“No, dude, you gotta go outside, it’s Porch Pop Season.”
“Oh, wow, it hits 30 degrees tonight, we oughta move the Dr Pepper outside, idk why but Porch Pop Season makes Pop taste better, in my opinion.”
“Baby, you know Kentucky weather keeps things colder than any Frigidaire could ever dream.”
by Hugsandpisses December 25, 2022
When you get home from a night of drinking, open a package of pop tarts in your bed, and eat half of one before passing out. You then proceed to wake up in the morning with pop tarts crumbs all over your bed and at least one unscathed pop tart beside you.
Ron: I can't believe I got pop tart drunk again last night, there are crumbs all over my bed!
Jim: Yeah I hate that but at least it wasn't peanut butter.
Jim: Yeah I hate that but at least it wasn't peanut butter.
by matador755 October 03, 2017
*guy taking a math test*
*boner pops up*
"Hey man, want some help solving for x?"
"Nah boner, I'm good"
*boner retracts*
*thinking* It just pops up anytime doesn't it?
*boner pops up*
"Hey man, want some help solving for x?"
"Nah boner, I'm good"
*boner retracts*
*thinking* It just pops up anytime doesn't it?
by Thatguy448 June 20, 2017
When you're playing Super Mario with your bros and one of them dies, they come back inside a bubble, which is the appropriate time for your buddy to yell out "pop me please." Must be said in a whiny accent to get full effect.
by williehunt September 14, 2019
by princesspuddinpop1 January 04, 2012
When two or more teenagers use a mirror to pop pimples at the same time
Usually before school of some other social event
Usually before school of some other social event
by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021