November 17: forgiveness day

November 17 is the day you forgive your boyfriend about all the stupid things he done.

Boyfriend: I'm sorry.
Girlfriend: You're not worth it.
Boyfriend: but it's November 17: forgiveness day, you have to forgive me and forget about all the dumb thing I did or said.
Girlfriend: well, in that case, I am forgiving you.
Boyfriend: oh thank you
Girlfriend: but you promise not to do this again.
Boyfriend: I promise.
Girlfriend: I love you.
Boyfriend: I know.

by The guy who dumped by his girl November 17, 2019

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Kick in the balls month november

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Kick in the balls month november

by Kungen123 October 26, 2019

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Epilate my November

A celebration of the fact that we San Francisco Bay-Area dwellers despise our Novembers and certainly wish we could remove the cold part from our dreary days. why sit in the fact that we hate outside windyness/cold-scary when we can sit inside instead and epilate our bodies the whole time, thereby creating less body hair for next time we meet someone uber-sexy!? :)

down the drain december
January's Finest
i-see-your-bald february

i could not go outside to blow kisses to ANYBODY in the Park because it was raining, so i decided to stay inside all month and epilate, epilate, epilate it all away(the pain!)!! :p heehee! now i blow kisses all summer long cause my body has no hair.
i "epilate my November" every November!! :)

by bass.kitten May 1, 2009

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