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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 8, 2025
Get the 《¤》Xiphoids《¤》Are《¤》Condensed 《¤》Aorta《¤》Dead《¤》Skin《¤》Cells《¤》mug. guy1: What does this dead rat remind you of?
guy2: KSI's hairline. Why?
guy1: Cause thats what i was thinking
guy2: KSI's hairline. Why?
guy1: Cause thats what i was thinking
by TopsyToxic October 2, 2019
Get the Dead Ratmug. "Kid: I love my grandpa,"
"Mom: Get in the car were going to grandpas funeral"
"Kid: wait grandpas Dead?"
"Mom: Get in the car were going to grandpas funeral"
"Kid: wait grandpas Dead?"
by The Guy Who Asked May 13, 2022
Get the Deadmug. by A croissant over a crises August 17, 2021
Get the Deadedmug. "Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."
You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."
You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."
by Fizar June 12, 2020
Get the dead on my own schedulemug. 
He’s not officially dead, he’s California dead. They’re pulling the plug after they harvest his organs.
by Maria Hudson October 15, 2022
Get the California deadmug.